You can make it! Keep going! Rogo! Get them through!
We’re all traveling through time, together, every day of our lives. All we can do is do our best to relish this remarkable ride.
Ohhhhh shhhiiiitttttt…
I’m getting too old for this.
I need a vacation.
Hang on lady we go for ride!
Great. Then he’s driving back from Miami at 20 miles an hour with the parking brake on.
Pop quiz, hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
Hey Louise, better slow down. I’d just die if we get caught over a speeding ticket.
Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer is melted, and as a result, it’s very hard to say with any degree of accuracy exactly how…uh…fast we were going.
Warp Factor Two, Mr. Sulu.
Mr. President, I take myself seriously because I am serious.
My Führer, this is outrageous!
Our generals are the scum of the German people! Not a shred of honour! They call themselves generals. Years at military academy just to learn how to hold a knife and fork! For years, the military has hindered my plans! They’ve put every kind of obstacle in my way! What I should have done… was liquidate all the high-ranking officers, as Stalin did!
Ahh, but the strawberries! That’s, that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist! And I’d have produced that key if they hadn’t have pulled the Caine out of action!
Hollywood royalty! Parted friends… everyone already knows! Box office poison! Box office poison! Class! You’re… class… you’re… class… box office poison! Eighteen years in the business and we parted friends! Creative differences!
Mother, you and dad for a long time did not recognize my rights as a human being. You both treated me like chattel. You cannot do with me as you please anymore. We have irreconcilable differences.
What in the hell are you talking about?
Go and find your voice.
It’s about family! It’s always been about family! It’s about Carolyn, and the children from the mills, so you could hear their voices! Family! They’re my family, grandpa! And I’ve come home! You go to hell!