Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find:
– One forty-five caliber automatic
– Two boxes of ammunition
– Four days’ concentrated emergency rations
– One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills
– One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible
– One hundred dollars in rubles
– One hundred dollars in gold
– Nine packs of chewing gum
– One issue of prophylactics
– Three lipsticks
– Three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
You don’t know when to quit, do ya Griswold? Here’s an idea: Why don’t you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day!
I’m not going to lose it. I’m going to gamble it.
Well, now, I bring all sorts of plusses to the table. I hardly ever bluff and I never ever cheat.
Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can’t let him get away with that.
The line that followed is just as good …
What was I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
-“BB”-
Not only are you a cheat, you’re a gutless cheat.
I know you are, but what am I?
I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not Orcs.
Look at you all. My name is Patricia. Now, who would like a PB and J sandwich?
When The Hunger hurts so much you’ve Iost reason, then you’II have to feed, and then you’II need me to show you how.
Feed me, Seymour! Feed me all night long!
I’m so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.
I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
I pity the poor fool who don’t eat my cereal!
I don’t need that, buddy. I’m not Jack Kennedy.
My name is Andrew Shepherd, and I am the President.