Well, it’s a - rather confusing.
And just like that, Charlotte Poughkeepsie’d her pants.
Martha, will you show her where we keep the, uh, euphemism?
The answer is no!
The Answer to the Great Question…
Of Life, the Universe and Everything…
Is…
Forty-two.
Nope!
That’s a big no can do.
Aw come on, you’re not gonna say that now! You’re not gonna say that now! You’re gonna pull that hen house shit? Now when the vote… the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on right now!
You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I’m the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!
Isn’t it illegal to own two television stations in the same town?
I thought you said you had a TV.
No, the guy across the alley has a TV. I have binoculars.
What’s that? Binoculars. Are you into that, too? Me, as well. I read about it in Penthouse. Just a second.
We’ve become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their house and look in for a change.
Kids!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Kids!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can’t they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What’s the matter with kids today?
I’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers
Shirt-tail young ones, peekin’ in the pool hall window after school
You got trouble, folks
Right here in River City, trouble with a capital “T”
And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool
First time in ten years I ever saw Minnesota Fats hooked… really hooked. But you let him off.
You win one more game, you’re gonna be humping your fist for a long time. Got that, Vincent?
If you put your effort and concentration into playing to your potential, to be the best that you can be, I don’t care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we’re gonna be winners.
I didn’t ask to be good at football, Gura Nanak must have blessed me.
Don’t go soft on me…