NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

“In fact the red shoes are never tired”

And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.

-“BB”-

I sit in the subway sometimes, on buses, or the movies, and I look at the people next to me and I think…“What would you say if I told you I was a witch?”

Throw her into the pond!

Who wants to go swimming?

I’m melting! I’m melting! What a world, what a world!

He seems to be getting stronger as he melts!

He’s fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!

It’s traditional to buy a round for the company if we make the newspapers.

We don’t got no beer; only tequila.
What’s tequila?
Is like beer.

You don’t get in without you saying the password.

Pardon me, sir, but I lost my I.D. in… in a flood and I’d like to get some Old Harper, hard stuff. Would you mind buying a bottle for me?

  • Oscy : You use protection. You use a rubber! Haven’t you ever heard of a rubber?

Hermie : Yeah, of course, I have.

Oscy : Alright! So, that’s what you use. I already have mine. When my brother went into service, he willed it to me. I’ve been carrying it around with me ever since. Its my lucky charm.

Hermie : Well, how much do you want for it?

Oscy : Hey, its from my brother! It’s a family heirloom. You have to get your own. Go to the drug store.

Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate.

Now go home and get your fuckin’ shine box!

He needs to go home; he’s calling his people. And I don’t know where they are, but he needs to go home.

We’ll take the house. Honey, the chances of another plane hitting this house are astronomical. It’s been pre-disastered. We’re going to be safe here.

Everyone assume crash positions.

I remember. I should’a thrown a slider. Damn, Crash, nice to see you.

In L.A., nobody touches you. We’re always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.