Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here.
You must know, this forest is very powerful.
Run, Forrest, Run!
The Ents are going to war.
Goooooood morning, Vietnam!
With joyous memories, we leave the mystical city of Da Nang! What gay adventure lies ahead? Brother, this trip is gonna make LSD feel like aspirin!
You’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill.
Get in boys! I’m gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
We can S-P-L how we like!
If enough of us are wrong,
Wrong is right!
Every word N-O-R-T-Y…
'Cause we’re a little bit naughty!
I see your lips moving but I can’t make out the words. I’m deaf. Oh Veronica Vaughn so hot want to touch the heiney. Arrroooooooo!
She can’t hear you! She’s deaf!
What? I can’t hear you!
I said, “Don’t ask me.”
Please tell me you speak English. I’m Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH? I cannot believe this SHIT! First I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Rice-a-Roni don’t even speak American. C’mon, man, my ride over here. Put your bag in the back. PUT-YOUR-BAG-IN-THE-BACK! No, no, no, you put your own shit in the back! I’m not a skycap!
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
Look, Ms. Campbell, when I first transferred to this school, I had a 4.0 average. But when I applied for advanced placement in English and Math, I was told it’d be better for me to be in a class of my own kind. Now, when I did get in, my teacher said “Victoria! It’s not everyday one finds an African American student in AP and Honors courses!”… As if I didn’t notice.
We went to high school together.
(Ronin)
Man just wait till I get to college!
Princeton can use a man like Joel.