Tommy, can you see me? Can I hope to cheer you? Tommy, can you hear me? Can you feel me near you?
Oh, Tommy!
That’s gonna leave a mark.
Life is pain, Highness.
Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration?
Shhhh! I’m listening to reason.
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked.
Lord I just to thank you for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is - she kept calling your name.
“Oh, God.”
“Zod.”
There’s only one God, and I’m pretty sure He doesn’t dress like that.
His god - IS God.
Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my red-hot smokin’ wife, Carley.
Almost at the moment He died, I heard Him say, “Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.”
I find this corpse to be carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.
Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just happy to see me?
Cut the comedy, Delores. I’ve had a very hard day.
“How do I find the Count? Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape?”
“Don’t pester him, he’s had a hard day.”
-“BB”-
Barbara, PLEASE. PLEASE, Barbara. Leave us alone, Barbara. If you need anything, ask Carol Ann.
We’re coming to get you, Barbara!
He wants you, too, Malachi!
Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?