Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
Two degrees cooler? Me without my muff, God
Payback’s a dish better served cold.
Khaaaaan!
Hey, Stella! Hey, Stellaaa!
Candygram for Mongo!
Pathetic Earthlings! Who can save you now?
I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain’t bad.
I’ll tell you something. This country is going to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch stayed bought.
If you call yourself an American, if you care about America, then see Americathon at your local theater before you see it happening in your own front yard!
America isn’t easy. America is advanced citizenship. You gotta want it bad, 'cause it’s gonna put up a fight. It’s gonna say “You want free speech? Let’s see you acknowledge a man whose words make your blood boil, who’s standing center stage and advocating at the top of his lungs that which you would spend a lifetime opposing at the top of yours.”
He’s saying that life is bullshit, and it is, so what are you screaming about?
A man can lie, steal… and even kill. But as long as he hangs on to his pride, he’s still a man. All a woman has to do is slip - once. And she’s a “tramp!”
I may be a prostitute but I am NOT promiscuous!
They’re called boobs, Ed.
We’ve got bush.
I have to go, Julia. We’ve got cows.
Trouble, oh we got trouble,
Right here in River City
Some of you think you have problems because you’re against the war. You demonstrated in school, you wear peace symbols on your steel, and you have attitudes. I’m an orphan, my brother’s queer, the city of Chicago got the clap from my sister, Mom drinks, Dad coughs blood, I have ringworm, immersion foot, the incurable crud and the draft ruined my chances of being a brain surgeon. People, you are in Vietnam. You have no problems. Except me.
Hey Ian! We’re gonna kill ya!