We all have it coming, Kid.
Please love and care for this orphan child.
“Who?”
“You sound like an owl. I betcha it’s the kid with the new set of toes!”
“Well, you can tell Ron-”
(cuts speaker off) – “I’m not an owl!”
-“BB”-
I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!
I don’t care if you are a man.
Nothin’ a man can’t do if he sets his mind to it. Never say die. That’s my motto!
The world is not enough. Family motto.
never mind
He’s promised me the world, Marty, and I’ve got to have it.
I can’t offer you much except hard work and the privilege of being torn to pieces by the critics.
Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn’t have been that bad.
I have two wishes. If you grant them, no more of your people need die. First, you must give Helen back to my brother.
You’re gettin’ your wishes, so sit down!
I wish, I wish… I wish I were a fish.
Why don’t you wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.
If you wanna know what kind of life a person had, just look at their hands.
You don’t know what livin’ is until you kill someone with your bare hands.
It’s a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he’s got and all he’s ever gonna have.
Tell 'em to break out their hymnals and start singing “Nearer My God To Thee.”