Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
Look Cap’n, look what he done to Blue. He’s dead, he’s dead. he run himself plumb to death.
Josh and Blue are in New York City? They could be lost!
They did a study once and, it turns out, people die or disappear at six times the national average. And that’s just grown ups. Kids are worse. Way, way worse.
It was a pretty good story. Don’t you think? It made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn’t like seein’ Donny go.
Well, as for me, I made my mind up back in Chelsea when I die I’ll die like Elsie.
The spirit of the dead will survive in the memory of the living.
When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great circle of life.
You know, if we were to put this apple down, and leave it, it would be spoiled and gone in a few days. But, if we were to take a bite of it like this… it would become part of us, and we could take it with us, forever.
Oh my God, you’re rabid!
You’re a mad dog! I shoot my dogs. I blow their fucking heads off!
My dog never bit before, but I didn’t concern myself with that. I went out there with my rifle, grabbed his collar and blew his brains out.
That is one messed up looking dog.
Did you hear about the dyslectic philosopher who lies around thinking, “Is there a dog?”
Did you know that Daniel Boone was 84 years old when he crossed the Rockies?
Did you know that Ted Bundy’s first dog, a collie, was named Lassie? Had you heard this?
The beasties seem happy to see you, Doctor. I hope you like our little aquarium
Some kid called up and said there was a dead man in swimmin’ with the ducks.
I’m not dead yet.
Just keep on swimming.