You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I’ll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!
He’s really specializing in busting my balls.
Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead!
Sleep well, Old Man.
Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream.
Harry, you’ve fought dragons! If you can’t get a date, who can?
-“BB”-
Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man’s life when he’s gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain’t got it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!
Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
On the contrary, Your Honor, I’m trying to hide it.
Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife’s parents.
This guy is so full of angles and gimmicks and twists; he starts to describe a doughnut and it comes out a pretzel.
I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it.
Adri-a-a-a-a-an!
Stella!
Khan!
The Conqueror? Mighty armies cannot stop him. But one touch of my lips… Yes, he captured me - but he cannot tame me.
And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. The taste… strawberries.
It has an under-taste. A chalky under-taste.