Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
Now’s the time to go out and get the popcorn.
Don’t you wanna see the rest of the movie?
I don’t have to see it. I lived it.
Welcome to the Astronaut Candidate Program. Now pay attention, because this could save your life. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.
Oh come on. Look who’s talking. You’ve been seeing a psychiatrist for 15 years. You should smoke some of this. You’d be off the couch in no time.
I was a nervous child - I was a bed wetter. When I was younger, I, uh, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself…
We all seem to have that same problem sometimes, now don’t we?
Zotz!
(heh - I’ve seen that movie, and have a copy of the book somewhere, I think)
‘To the pain’ means that the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose… The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
“I’ve got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore.”
At first you don’t think you can stand to get hit, then you realize you can take it ‘cause the blood don’t matter, and you know you’re gonna live. It’s a great gift I’m goin’ to give you - to know it don’t hurt to fight!
I coulda’ had class. I coulda’ been a contender. I could’ve been somebody.
With your hobbies, you’ll never amount to anything.
I Was A Male War Bride
It’s the same wedding; it’s the same celebration no matter what table you’re at.
Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine…
For one who has lived not even a single lifetime, you’re a wise man, Van Helsing.
“But I’m confident of everlasting life.”
“Who the f*** in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation!”
You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.