Ooooohhhh. Shit!
Language.
It’s gibberish. Grown-up gibberish. Baby-talk gibberish. Do they understand one word of it to start? Somehow they begin to if they hear it. I’m letting Helen hear it.
Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I’m particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.
I see. You want to play it safe, eh? You want to give us your standard, conventinal Richard. Well, I can’t argue with that Elliot they’ve been doing it that way for 400 years.
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
Stoop, Romans, stoop, and let us bathe our hands in Caesar’s blood up to the elbows, and besmear our swords
Who would have thought the old man had so much blood in him?
You don’t have to be in a war to see people get killed for no reason.
Brush up your Shakespeare
Start quoting him now
Brush up your Shakespeare
And the women you will wow
If you know what women want, you can rule!
Melvin, do you know where you’re lucky? You know who you want.
Deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it.
Yes, but he’s got the faith of a child. Simple.
My idea of Heaven is a solid white nightclub with me as a headliner for all eternity, and they love me.
I sing, tell a few jokes.
We’re hoping that you’ll sign a contract agreeing to appear 5 times a year. Perhaps convince some of your friends in the movies to do the same. We’re counting on you, Johnny.
Ted Hanover:
[reading] Come out and relax on a farm, music, dancing, home cooking. Open holidays only. [skeptical] Open holiday’s only? Say, how many of them are there?
Jim Hardy:
[excited] About 15. That gives me 350 days to kick around in!
Ted Hanover:
[laughing] You would think of that!
And then they dance. A nice easy dance. It’s a nice easy song.