We’re not gonna be friends.
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
If you just learn a single trick, Scout, you’ll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks.
Another one of your little bird tricks?
That was magic, dammit. The power.
There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it.
-“BB”-
With great power comes great responsibility.
You forget the press that I delivered to Pepsi was MY POWER. I can use it any way I want. It’s a sword… that cuts both ways.
I’ve lost, for all time, the ancient sword of my fathers, whose power was meant to unite all men… not to serve the vanity of a single man. I am… nothing.
He who pulls this sword from the stone…
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Drop your sword.
– He’s got a sword!
– You idiots! We’ve ALL got swords!
-“BB”-
Isn’t that just like a derp, brings a knife to a gunfight.
That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.
Because I am the toughest cook in this kitchen.
They say bread is life. And I bake bread, bread, bread. And I sweat and shovel this stinkin’ dough in and out of this hot hole in the wall, and I should be so happy! Huh, sweetie?
Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands!
Heroin. You got off easy, you son of a bitch.
I don’t think he’ll be puttin’ any more dope in that arm.