You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!
Hold it! Hold it! The only lynchin’ around here will be done accordin’ to the law.
Oh, hell, Judge! We got the tar and we got the feathers.
They don’t have feathers!
All those feathers and he still can’t fly!
-“BB”-
It’s like flying with a dead elephant on our back.
What kind of team is this? They’re falling around like dead flies!
We belong dead.
My name is Robert Montague Renfield and I’m a co-dependent!
His name was Robert Paulson.
So that’s the monster’s name.
You call yourself a monster?
And you call yourself a train?
You’re waiting for a train…
You ever read the bible, Dan?
I read it one time. I was eight years old. My daddy just got hisself killed over a shot of whiskey and my mama said “we’re going back East to start over”. So she gave me a bible, sat me down in the train station, told me to read it. She was gonna get our tickets. Well, I did what she said. I read that bible from cover to cover. It took me three days. She never came back.
Study the Bible. Study His word.
Okay, I want you to remember one thing. I decide on the price. Maybe you don’t know French but there’s something in this world called “finesse.” Twelve dollars. I never sold no bible for twelve dollars. That man was a law officer. He could have had me put in jail.
I sell the good book, ma’am. Just movin’ through the country with the lord’s good news.
Bible sales. Now the trade is not a complicated one. There are but two things to learn. One bein’ where to find a wholesaler - the Word of God in bulk as it were. Two, how to recognize your customer. Who are you dealin’ with? It’s an exercise in psychology, so to speak.
“You read the Bible?”
“Not regularly, no.”
“Well, there’s this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.’ I’ve been saying that shit for years, and when you heard it, it meant your ass. I never thought too much what it meant. I always thought it was just some cold-hearted shit to say to someone before popping a cap in their ass.”
I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?