Crucifixion for me.
Get down off the cross, honey. Somebody needs the wood.
What do you mean there’s no wood on this train? There’s plenty of wood on this train!
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
And for you… the Noisy Cricket.
That’s as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
The war to end all wars did not end soon enough. So, Heartland, USA, sent the Allies it’s most effective secret weapon: Sgt. Pepper and his Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Now what are you gonna do about it?
Ve heil! Heil! Right in der Fuhrer’s face!
Goddam Army jeep!
What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?
End of the inning?
You oughta feel proud that three sailors from the United States Navy got off the ship for one day, and what did they do? Were they thirsty for hard liquor? No. They were thirsty for culture.
We’re Three Caballeros! Three gay caballeros! They say we are birds of a feather!
We’re all for one, and one for all!
I’ll go first, second brother next, younger brother next, and stay together.
We will work to be an example of how we, as brothers and sisters on this earth, should treat each other.
Won’t you join me in a glass of wine?
You get in first. If there’s room enough, I’ll join ya!
May I have a glass of water, please?
Water? You want water, you better go dunk your head in the horse trough out there. In here, we pour whiskey.
Down there I sell whiskey and cards. All you can buy up these stairs is a bullet in the head. Now which do you want?