I know you look awful! YOU BE QUIET! YOU’RE ALWAYS RUMMAGING THROUGH MY DRAWERS, TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO MAKE PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR? WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? TELL ME! You sit still now! This’ll teach you! You’re vain, spoiled!
Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
If I get any closer, I’ll be in back of you.
Is that a threat I smell? Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from.
Slider? … you stink.
You always think of baseball players when you’re making love?
It keeps me going.
Yeah, I couldn’t figure out why you were yelling, ‘Slide.’
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
If we build it, they will come!
Oh Lord, you don’t have to build a football field now, do you?
-“BB”-
I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets.
And now I name you the winner, or, more appropriately…the loser!
Look, sweetheart, I’ve been in this business a long time. I may not know a winner when I see one, but I sure as hell can spot a loser.
A town full of losers! I like it.
They look like a couple of dorks.
Mina, I’ll be waiting for you in the library.
It was so nice to have a kid in the library again
If you wanna be a good archaeologist, you gotta get out of the library.
We don’t follow maps to buried treasure, and ‘X’ never, ever marks the spot… 70% of all archaeology is done in the library,
(Same guy, same movie series, about twenty years earlier… )
-“BB”-
We went over to Mikey’s dad’s place and we found this map that said that underneath this place there’s buried treasure.
You got to go and dig those holes. With broken hands and withered souls. Emancipated from all you know. You got to go and dig those holes.