Of all the circuit-glitched, diode-blowing dim-wittery. You left a piece out!
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don’t.
You never told me you knew Snake Plissken, Brain.
“Gee, what are we going to do tonight, Brain?”
“Same thing we do every, night, Pinky – try to take over the world.”
[OK, it’s a TV quote, but it’s referenced in so many places… So, sue me.]
You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass.
How bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?
You’ll always be an artist. You have no choice.
He chose… poorly.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
[Clorette has just passed out]
Larry’s evil conscience: Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.
Larry’s good conscience: For shame! Lawrence, I’m surprised at you!
Larry’s evil conscience: Aw, don’t listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You’ll never get a better chance.
Larry’s good conscience: If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you’ll despise yourself forever… I’m proud of you, Lawrence.
Larry’s evil conscience: You homo.
Offhand bit of trivia … the girl who played Clorette DiPasto was Sarah Holcomb. She also played Danny Noonan’s girlfriend Maggie O’Hooligan in Caddyshack – which, incidentally was her last film (she was cast in Jaws 2 but her scenes ended up on the cutting room floor) before she retired from acting entirely,
Remember, drugs, alcohol, and other hedonistic pleasures were almost di rigueur in those days, and according to a very knowledgeable source (her brother) she found herself going down a path she didn’t want to travel and, despite her best efforts, would invariably end up in situations she didn’t want to be a part of – so she called it quits and got her life back together.
She is allegedly living under an assumed name somewhere in New England.
-“BB”-
Show me your nuts.
Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts.
Welcome to America’s Weirdest Home Videos.
Please tell me you got that.
I’ve a right to live where I please.
Duloc is a perfect place.
There’s no place like home.
I never asked for the anal probe.
I never asked for the anal probe.
I never asked for the anal probe.
I never asked for the anal probe.
I’m not ready.