Cool it, lover boy. Your heart’s running away with your head.
“Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?”
“Not right now.”
“A girl’s gotta have her standards.”
A man’s gotta know his limitations.
Your belief that you have no talent is the ultimate vanity. If you have no talent then you have no limits, it’s all an act of will. Your heart can probably pump more blood than anyone else’s on earth, and that takes talent.
Happy Valentines Day
You were mean and cruel
Right from the start
Now you really
Have no… .
You don’t step in to love, you fall in. Head over heels.
Call it, friendo.
The call is coming from inside the house.
You can choose to repeat this hour over and over again, or you can take advantage of our express checkout system.
What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
So…youre saying theres a chance.
Annie, listen to me. Over there we have a chance.
I like to watch.
There will be growth in the spring.
Visionary. Genius. American patriot.
Being genius is not enough, it takes courage to change people’s hearts.
What makes the muskrat guard his musk?
Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?
Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder?
Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the “ape” in apricot?
What have they got that I ain’t got?
[All Four] Courage!
Can we panic now?
Now, the worst thing that can happen is for us to get panicky.
I’m hysterical! I’m having hysterics. I’m hysterical. I can’t stop when I get like this. I can’t stop. I’m hysterical.
Oh, are you finished? Well allow me to retort!