NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

[While I’m trying to decide which quote from The Hospital is the best to use, The Dame swoops in and snags the best one – oh, it is sooo on! :wink: :laughing: In the meantime: ]

BIP:

We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.

Well, nice work, Hollywood. You were just about to crack open the chest of a 6 year-old boy to cure a case of diarrhea. Now, listen up smart ass. Next time I tell you how to treat a patient of mine, you’d better damn well do it, doctor. I doubt you’d know crap from Crisco.

I may not be the best doctor in the world, but I reckon I’m the best one practicing without a license.

Rectum? Damn near killed em!

Dear Lord, please guide my hands. I don’t want to kill anybody.

We’ll make a wager. The doctor can use his science, I’ll pray to Hermes. We’ll see who dies and who is saved.

You don’t wanna die, but you don’t know how to take a life. Give it to me. These men will kill you and take it anyway. You can tell them I took it by force. Give it to me, and I do what you should’a did ten minutes ago.

I think I can handle it.

Yes, but before that, you has made your mistake. And many mistakes before that. Many, many, many, many… Many mistakes before that!

We’re not students, we’re Ramones.

I have nothing further to teach you. You possess the knowledge. All that is lacking is the will.

Do or do not. There is no try.

  • Now what?
  • I don’t know. Philosophize with him.

There’s no way to make it sound like an achievement!

I got it! I got it! I don’t got it.

You’ve lost everything you lied so hard to achieve. Tell me, what’s next for you?

Next time I get hitched, it’s for dough.

Look Marty, the only thing that counts is that stuff you take to the bank, that filthy buck that everybody sneers at, but slugs to get.

Yeah, there’s a lot of bad ‘isms’ floatin’ around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it’s the same - don’t care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck.