Now, when we come to the part where I say, “You may kiss the bride,” you may kiss the bride. But don’t stick your tongue in her mouth. This might be funny to your friends, but it would be embarrassing to your parents.
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today . Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam.
I’ve been a good husband. You got everything you want.
Consider that a divose.
Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst.
There are two dilemmas… that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?
Put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you don’t know whose is whose. Because someday, believe it or not, you’ll go 15 rounds over who’s gonna get this coffee table.
The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee.
Why am I calling you by your first names? I don’t even know who you are. I still call my boss “Mister”, I worked for him for seven and a half years but I walk in here, all of a sudden, total stranger, I’m calling you Rick and Sheila like we’re in some kind of AA meeting. I don’t want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast.
(getting ready to eat in the mess hall) Sit. Adjust. Pray. Attack.
The rival leaders signal for attack.
We’ve been up on that hill ten times, and they still don’t think we’re serious!
“But who measured the first hill?”
“God.”
We are averting our eyes, O Lord.
Marian, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marian. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens.
- Are you going to shoot me?
- That depends. Do you see me?
You want to move that target back so it’s a fit distance for men to shoot at?
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Wabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Wabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!!
Daffy: Wabbit season!!
Bugs: Wabbit season!
Daffy: Duck season!!!
Bugs: Wabbit season!!!
Daffy: I say it’s Duck season, and I say, FIRE!
BLAM!
Elmer season.