Mr. Kroger: Two C’s, two D’s, and an F. That’s a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class.
You know, I’ve had a lot of former students ascend to positions of authority.
How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher? The warrior? The tyrant? Or will I be the Emperor who gave Rome back her true self?
Are you not entertained?!
And if you’re real good, I’ll make you feel good, I want your spirits to climb, So let me entertain you, And we’ll have a real good time; Yes, sir!, We’ll have a real good time.
Let’s ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet
When you’re with the Flintstones
Have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time
We’ll have a gay old time
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso
All for Zorro stand up and say so!
You know Zorrro. He could be anywhere.
They seek him in Heaven, they seek him in Hell,
That damn’d elusive Pimpernel!
He’s hiding in a priest’s hole.
“What’s your job?”
“Priest.”
- Do you receive a salary for your work?
- No. I’m doing it for love.
(Whispers) I love my job I love my job I love … my … job.
On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?
God hates me.
Hate him back; it works for me.
That’s the trouble with this stinking world. Nobody loves nobody.
What’s that stench? It’s fantastic!
If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.
The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!