Ding dong, Bard of Avon calling!
Ding dong, the witch is dead
Which old witch? The Wicked Witch
What makes you think she’s a witch?
You’re a wizard, Harry.
I’m a maid who would marry
And will take with no qualm,
Any Tom, Dick, or Harry,
Any Harry, Dick, or Tom.
Here you may see Benedick the married man.
That’s the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can’t possibly ask you to marry him. Because he’s married already.
I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, “If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?”
I know my country better than the Greeks, I think.
I don’t know, it’s all Greek to me.
Greek aunties are better than dating apps.
Darling! I’m your Auntie Mame!
- Where’s my uncle?
- You’ll never see him again. Your uncle’s a dead man.
“Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer…
He’s large.
Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!
My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Chalkboard Restaurant Menu
Reg. Dinner 15c
Short Orders
Ham & Eggs 15c
Pork Chops 20c
Steaks 25c
(She Done Him Wrong - 1933}
[No, I wasn’t there/here]
Yankee bean soup, coleslaw, and tuna surprise… (cash register sound)
-“BB”-
I used to eat there. Really good noodles.