A wise man can learn more from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
- Remo Williams: You know, Chiun, you’re a real pain in the ass.
- Chiun: That is because it is the shortest route to your brain!
That’s Lofgren. They call him Viking. I call him shit for brains.
I know there’s something weird going on with you and that brain!
What would you do with a brain if you had one?
With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain!
No, I didn't say "Abe Lincoln", I said "Hey, Blinkin." Hold the reins, man.
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I knew the mob wouldn’t go down without a fight, but this is different. They crossed the line.
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You crossed the line first, sir. You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn’t fully understand.
You people work just like the mob! There’s no difference.
We could’ve been anything that we wanted to be
But don’t it make your heart glad
That we decided, a fact we take pride in
We became the best at being bad
I’m not bad; I’m just drawn that way.
- Did they…? Was she…?
- What do you want me to do? Draw you a picture? Spell it out? Don’t ever ask me! Long as you live, don’t ever ask me more.
Don’t ask me about my business.
Business is just dynamite!
Let the good times roll!
Boy! Fortune is smackin’ us on the head with a champagne bottle.
In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain? Propane?
Get that miserable gas-passer in here!
Mr. Buddy Love is here to see you, and is he ever a gasser! Should I have him come in?
But I learned one thing from Buddy. Life isn’t about being happy with how much you weigh, but just being happy with yourself.
The good people are the fat people.