Let me get this straight. He offered you a million dollars for a night with your wife?
I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!
On presentation of your ticket, you will receive a check for five thousand dollars.
Cause I’ve got a golden ticket. I’ve got a golden ticket. I’ve got a golden chance to make my way and with a golden ticket it’s a golden day.
You went looking for bauxite, and you found copper. I went looking for gold, and found a friend.
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf.
What about side by side with a friend?
Are you an elf?
What I am, Michael, is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it’s nobody’s god-damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?
It’s a grand night for singing.
Good Morning
Good Morning
We’ve talked the whole night through
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
Good Morning
Good Morning
It’s great to stay up late
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
Oh, what a beautiful mornin’
Oh, what a beautiful day
I’ve got a beautiful feelin’
Everything’s goin’ my way
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats. You could smell crazy on him.
I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
I am the Black Panther, and I have come for retribution!
Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.
This is a gangland thing, isn’t it? We’re having a, uh, a territorial dispute, hm? I mean, um, I’ve wandered into your pissing ground or whatever the damn thing is and you’ve taken offence at my presence and I can understand that. I mean, I wouldn’t want you people in my back yard either.
Millions of years ago, a meteorite made of vibranium, the strongest substance in the universe, struck the continent of Africa, affecting the plant life around it. And when the time of man came, five tribes settled on it and called it Wakanda. The tribes lived in constant war with each other until a warrior shaman received a vision from the Panther Goddess Bast, who led him to the Heart-Shaped Herb, a plant that granted him superhuman strength, speed and instincts. The warrior became king and the first Black Panther, the protector of Wakanda. Four tribes agreed to live under the king’s rule, but the Jabari Tribe isolated themselves in the mountains. The Wakandans used vibranium to develop technology more advanced than any other nation. But as Wakanda thrived, the world around it descended further into chaos. To keep vibranium safe, the Wakandans vowed to hide in plain sight, keeping the truth of their power from the outside world.
You see this? This is why we’re here. Because this little gray rock sells for $20 million a kilo. That’s the only reason. This is what pays for the whole party, and it’s what pays for your science.