Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh.
The call is coming from inside the house
I’ll get another one. New life, new phone.
Blanche, you aren’t ever gonna sell this house… and you aren’t ever gonna leave it… either.
You will have protection. You’ll have your own bank account. You will own your own real estate.
I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
-Live?
-Yes! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Every meal’s a banquet, every formation, a parade.
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great.
You know, if you’re gonna jerk off, why don’t you just do it at home with a moist towel?
Do we have the strength to carry on this mighty task in one night; or are we just jerking off?
I aim to misbehave.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Clerk: Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Witness: Ain’t no thing.
Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court?
Mae West: No. I’m doin’ my best to hide it.
Why are you going hunting? Shouldn’t you be out preparing for court?
I may not be much, Mr. Finch, but I’m still Sheriff of Maycomb County, and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. Good night, sir.
Somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don’t you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one.