Shane. Shane! Come back! Bye, Shane.
Come, Little Sheba, come back. Come back, Little Sheba.
Put the candle back.
Put the bunny down.
That’s 59 in bunny years.
That’s no ordinary rabbit!
“Hey, I’ve seen a rabbit!”
“Where?”
“He’s right here in the bar.”
“…”
“Well say hello, Harvey!”
“You’re drunk again, Arthur.”
“No… I have remained drunk since our last encounter.”
“You’re ugly!”
“You’re drunk!”
“Yeah, but I’ll be sober in the morning. You’ll still be ugly.”
Hold your breath and lie down.
Oxygen levels at twenty percent.
Bud, give me a reading from your liquid oxygen gauge.
“Marley was dead to begin with, dead as a doornail.”
On behalf of the body, I’d like to thank you for a lovely funeral.
So when you all leave here today, I would like you to remember my father for who he really was: a decent, loving man. If only we could be as giving and generous and as understanding as my father was, then the world would be a far better place.
- Mrs. Hocheiser: Where’s Poppa?
- Gordon Hocheiser: Still dead.
I’m ashamed, Big Daddy. That’s why I’m a drunk.
Your name was Beaufort when he covered you with jewels and it’s got to stay Beaufort now that he’s covered you with shame.
Wearin’ baubles, bangles and beads
So she’ll glitter and gleam so
Make somebody dream so
I’m going to the bank and I’m getting my jewelry too.