I’m talking about the gas chamber, and you haven’t even asked me what this is about. You’ve got a big “Guilty” sign around your neck
Ahh, but the strawberries! That’s - that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I’d have PRODUCED that key if they hadn’t have pulled the Caine out of action!
“They keep the liquor locked up.”
“It’s okay. I always carry my own keys.”
And this, here, this lady here. This is my mother. As you can see, she’s rather drunk.
It’s a medicinal fact that rum gets a man’s heart started in the morning. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.
Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please.
How do you feel?
Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober.
You’re even better than the old-fashioned sleeping pill.
She’s changed, Jen. She’s starts at 5:30 in the morning, still punchy from last night’s sleeping pills. So, she takes a red pill to pep herself up and at midnight she’s still flying. I try to talk to her. It’s like a brick wall.
Let me guess, you’re here because you thought it’d be fun to fly airplanes. Go home while you still can.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Wow. I am sexually aroused, Commander.
I got a uniform and a conscience. Right now, the uniform covers the conscience.
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
This obelisk is of your hardest stone. Kick it.
I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.
The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.
But most of all, I remember Mama.
I would have liked to have seen Montana.
If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don’t know. Maybe it was Utah.