You have my sword.
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And you have my bow.
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And my axe.
That’s not a knife.
That’s a knife.
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal?
So you’re saying you’d subject yourself to the violent dangers of the Chicago streets because your home-life is unsatisfying?
Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don’t defend us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.
We’re back in this game. Come on, now. Let’s play tough defense.
Rock, someday when the team’s up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, ask 'em to go in there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Gipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, but I’ll know about it. I’ll be happy.
We’re in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell… one inch at a time.
Was I scared! I must have lost twenty pounds, all of it brown.
Hey— you wanna see something really scary?
Remember, he’s dangerous.
Mr. Lannington, I wanna marry your daughter.
I wish you’d stop calling her my daughter. She happens to be my wife.
Dad, please listen to your daughter’s advice. Otherwise, you won’t have any future left.
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I’m telling you it’s great here. The air is clean, the water’s clean, even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with.
Now, don’t go getting soft on me this summer. You know, you’re sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around.
Welcome, my friend. If you’re looking for a summer vacation spot, you’ve found it.
Welcome to another edition of Thunderdome!
Half the Shire’s been invited. And the rest of them are turning up anyway.
Gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.