Who are you again?
Just your average, horny little devil.
Hi. I’m Peter La Fleur, Owner and Operator of Average Joe’s Gym. And I’m here to tell you, you’re perfect just the way you are.
What’s wrong with wanting to be the best you can be? What’s wrong with wanting to be perfect?
What’s wrong with being sexy?
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox!
The day is hot; the Capulets, abroad; And if we meet we shall not 'scape a brawl, For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring
You think your client, one of the wealthiest men in the world, spends his nights beating up criminals, and your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck.
Is he strong? Listen, Bud: He’s got radioactive blood.
Now, he will beat you uglier than you are now.
Well, he’s ugly. I mean, he’s not Elephant Man ugly, but he’s not attractive. Was his father ugly?
Well, no offense, but, if that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick.
I’d give each one of 'em a stick and, one for each one of 'em, then I’d say, ‘You break that.’ Course they could real easy. Then I’d say, ‘Tie them sticks in a bundle and try to break that.’ Course they couldn’t. Then I’d say, "That bundle… that’s family.
You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line. That’s why we’re going back! Does anybody else wanna stay?
Well now your back’s going to hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty!
Ow! My back! My neck and my back!
I’m in pain! And I’m wet! And I’m still hysterical!
Come on, do something to calm me down. Please.
SLAP
SLAP
Snap out of it!
She’s my daughter! (SLAP) She’s my sister! (SLAP) My sister, my daughter… (SLAP)