“Honey, where’s the spatula?”
“Okay kids, let’s go!”
Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious.
Momma always tole me, life’s like the Dope. You never know what you’re going to read.
Four little words: you are a dope.
All right, now pay attention. First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. “Oh, Debbie. Hi.” Two, you always call the shots. “Kiss me. You won’t regret it.” Now, three, act like wherever you are, that’s the place to be. “Isn’t this great?” Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It’s a classy move. “Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.” And, five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
Don’t be alarmed. That’s just the sound of the new air torpedoes in the new zeppelin.
It’s all right, Taggart. Just a man and a horse being hung out there.
- How’d Turkey take it? Hard?
- -!You ever know anyone to take a hangin’ easy?
When you hang a man, you’d better look at him.
Don’t look at me with those soft-boiled eggs.
We stop at pancakes house.
We would’ve called ahead but we were busy having no idea you existed.
Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
Bruce Wayne? Uh… who’s that? Sounds like a cool guy.
“I heard on TV that Catwoman weighs 140 pounds. How do these hacks sleep at night?”
“It’s not even accurate. ‘Batman Blows It’? He probably saves millions of dollars in property damage alone.”
Look! Up in the sky!
The stars are the streetlights of eternity.
- Oh the stars at night they shine so bright.
(clap clap clap clap) - Deep in the heart of Texas.
Someday I’ll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me