Are you the Key Master?
[In Superman’s voice] Lois, there’s something I have to tell you. I’m really…
I’m Batman.
Take my boot off, will you, Wicks?
Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.
Heyyyyyyyy! Heyyyyyyyy! My balls itch!
Now the whole world’s gonna know you died scratching my balls.
"All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players…"
Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana school of the dramatic arts.
I passed! I got a D plus! I’m gonna graduate!
Here we are again at the one yard line. DeSean, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. There you go.
Pain heals, chicks dig scars, but glory lasts forever.
[after Kilmer left the locker room after choking Moxon] Before this game started, Kilmer said “48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life”. I say “fuck that”. All right? Fuck that. Let’s go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football.
Yes. I’m the Half Blood Prince.
Screw you, honey. You can die with your secret, piss-elegant fairy! If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a queen without a sense of humor.
We are not amused.
…funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you?
How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear.
The level of incompetence displayed on the case, that’s a magic trick in and of itself.
You stupid, ignorant, son-of-a-bitch, dumb bastard! Jesus Christ! I’ve met some dumb bastards in my time, but you outdo them all!
-“BB”-