Let me tell you, none of our gals is going to go off to bear country with you - to cook and wash and slave for seven slummocky backwoodsmen.
“Don’t worry. Bears can’t climb trees.”
“Of course they can!”
Don’t tell me that tree is gonna lay down and die that easily. Look at that tree… Right up outta that cement!
Why, that’s it! Sure, look! It’s a big double-ya, I tell ya. It’s a big double-ya!
That’s it! That’s the big one!
Giants aren’t real.
I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do believe in spooks.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
They call me Mister Tibbs!
You are the most American American I have ever met.
Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don’t get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony’s not really a high priority. We haven’t had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it.
What the— a surprise party? I’ll kill ya! Who’s idea was this?
All right. The party’s over. Get in the spaceship.
Where we’re going, we won’t need roads.
Follow the yellow brick road!
What are you talking about? There’s no road past Toontown.
Just go along the north road.
Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning.
That was a - UFO beamin’ back at ya. Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago, we seen 40 of ‘em flyin’ in formation.