Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.
Remember that name you all had for me when I was at Internal Affairs? What was it, Gordon?
They call me MISTER Tibbs.
Can you stake a fellow American to a meal?
I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
What do we have here, a fucking comedian.
I’m Lucille Ball. When I’m being funny, you’ll know it.
He thinks he’s Ethel Merman.
Cinch up, Legolas.
You’re a long time a-cinchin’ that saddle, mister.
How did it feel with that rope around your neck, Vienna?
[Sarcastically ] Try it sometime.
When you hang a man, you better look at him.
[Singing]
Hang me oh hang me
I’ll be dead and gone
Hang me oh hang me
I’ll be dead and gone
Wouldn’t mind the hanging
But the laying in the grave so long
Poor boy
I’ve been all around this world
“If you have any last words, say them now,”.
“Let’s get on with it.”
-“BB”-
Always look on the bright side of life.
Look to my coming at the first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the east.
Does anybody remember laughter?
Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh.
You maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!