People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life,
I want the best for you.
It must be you or no one, and so I’m through with love.
In the end, we all get caught.
The End.
Not on my watch.
“Watch the skies, everywhere! Keep looking. Keep watching the skies!”
He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.
The Gods Must Be Crazy
I know you are but what am I?
You are what you eat.
I can eat fifty eggs.
Look, Kenny, I know you’re about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as: “move your fat tub of lard ass”, now!
I don’t know why everyone’s tryin’ to lose weight in the first place! Ain’t everybody supposed to be the same size, we’re supposed to be all different. Big, small, medium, midgets, you’re supposed to have all that. Everyone wants to be the same size now, like that Oprah Winfrey; she went and lost her weight, when nothing was wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox!
We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She’s dazzling, she’s exciting, and very, very sexy!
You’re a free woman, Roxie Hart. And God save Illinois.
And all those children–Heaven bless them!
God bless us, every one.
You started to believe
The things they say of you
You really do believe
This talk of God is true!