This sarcasm, if I may call it such, does not become you, my little brothers.
Can you define “irony”?
It’s when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.
Well, if you say you haven’t, then you’re a prude. If you say you have, then you’re a slut. It’s a trap.
This whole concert? It’s a trap.
It’s a trap!
It was an ambush!
Helen, you’ve been the victim of an alcoholic Pearl Harbor. It’s amazing you survived at all.
I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor.
-“BB”-
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
“This is a real attack, not a maneuver. The Japanese are bombing Pearl Harbor.”
Keep away from the windows!
Roll your window down. Start there. See, you got to hear the street.
Don’t fall out of any windows!
Twice the pride, double the fall.
Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.
I through with taking falls.
We’ve got to have a fall guy!
… Let’s give 'em the gunsel.
Give us Barabbas!
Wewease Wodewick!
I just don’t know what I’m supposed to be.