“If I smelled as bad as you I wouldn’t live near people.”
There’s three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
You ever take a dump made you feel like you’d just slept for twelve hours?
Look, you gotta be kidding. I wanna go back to sleep! If I don’t get at least 600 years, I’m grouchy all day.
Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.
What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits. You’re about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something.
Relatively soon, I will die. Maybe in 20 years, maybe tomorrow, it doesn’t matter. Once I am dead and everyone who knew me dies too, it will be as though I never existed. What difference has my life made to anyone. None that I can think of. None at all.
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be sun.
Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!
Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for… sister. So, you have a twin sister . Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side… then perhaps she will!”
This is the big bad world, full of mean people, where nasty things happen!
I’d turn back if I were you.
Ask me the questions, bridge keeper. I am not afraid.
Very well then. What is your name?
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya.
They call me MISTER TIBBS!
What is your favorite colour?
”You can paint with all the colors of the wind”
What … is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I feel the need for speed.