It’s good to be the king.
I just can’t wait to be king!
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
Oh, I’m tired. A good doze, that’s all I need. Get me strength back. What a–What a shocking calam–calam–calamity–[falls asleep, snoring]
At least my problems can be solved in one bedroom. You couldn’t solve yours in a thousand!
Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, “Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.”
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me! I want to feel dirty!
Do I have to hose you down again?
Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?
i don’t want my brother to come out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.
You can’t let Dick control your life!
I feel like I can be anything with you.
I’d do anything for you, dear.
I just wanted to tell you I’m your number one fan.
You’re a Bendel bonnet, a Shakespeare sonnet -
You’re Mickey Mouse!
“Are you crazy? You’re blowing the whole house up! The only thing you haven’t hit so far is the mouse! Why don’t you give someone else a chance with that gun?
“He ain’t hitting anything.”
“You idiot, he’s hit everything he aimed at!”
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Nice shootin’, Tex.
Didja miss me? [Liquid pours through bullet holes.] Well, I guess not!
You have bewitched me, body and soul.