It may come as something of a surprise to you; but, smoking, drinking, and similar extracurricular activities are not permitted at St. Francis. Get rid of those things!
[Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood with her stick]
Elwood: Ow, you fat penguin!
They have wings but cannot fly. They’re birds that think they’re fish. And every year, they embark on a nearly impossible journey to find a mate. For twenty days and twenty nights the emperor penguin will march to a place so extreme it supports no other life. In the harshest place on Earth love finds a way.
Raise your voices, brothers! Give praise to the Great 'Guin, who put songs in our hearts and fish in our bellies!
One man may seem incompetent.
Another not make sense.
Well, others look like quite waste
Of company expense.
They need a brother’s leadership.
So, please, don’t do them in
Remember mediocrity
Is not a mortal sin.
Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life touches so many other lives. When he isn’t around he leaves an awful hole, doesn’t he?
Mr. Cellophane, Mr. Celophane, should’ve been my name, Mr. Cellophane.
'Cause you can see right through me, walk right past me, and never know I’m there.
He said that wherever I went, he would find me, walk right up to me, and I wouldn’t be able to see him.
After that, my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that… he is gone.
Now you see me. Now…
Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.
Who you gonna believe – me, or your own two eyes?
Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
So, what do you people play in Africa? Chase the monkey?
Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we’ve never been outside of Blaine.
Tonight, my friends, we stand on the brink of a feat unparalleled in space exploration. If the data on my returning probe matches my computerized calculations, I will travel where no man has dared to go.
Take him to Detroit!
Polka dots. In the whole world, only Nathan Detroit could blow a thousand bucks on polka dots.
-“BB”-
Polka Dot Man. What’s he do, throw polka dots at people? He does. He throws polka dots at people.
Stone him.