What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.
It’ll make you another dollar and a half an hour.
I’ll sell you a pickle for a nickel!
Dammit, H I, ain’t we got enough to contend with?
Johnny, what can you make of this?
I don’t make monkeys, I just train 'em.
When the moon is like that, every monkey for 200 miles thinks he’s Elvis Presley.
I know you’ll think I’m crazy, but… in a half-an-hour the moon will rise and I’ll turn into a wolf.
You and 20 million other guys!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!
When did you become Italian?
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[Yes, I know I’m repeating myself.]
“My dears, happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.” 8 ½
I’m all but lame from the bite on my leg.
[Private Vasquez aka PP] [after barely surviving the alien surprise attack] All right. We got seven canisters of CM-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fuckin’ nest.
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
Three, two, one. (Explosion)
One, two, FIVE!
Three, sir!
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
-“BB”-
Quite simply, the deadliest blow in all of martial arts. He hits you with his fingertips at five different pressure points on your body. And then he lets you walk away. But after you’ve taken five steps, your heart explodes inside your body, and you fall to the floor, dead
Po: The Wuxi finger hold! No, not the Wuxi finger hold!
Shifu: Oh-hoho, you know this hold.
Po: Developed by Master Wuxi in the third dynasty, yes!
Shifu: Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky…
Po: [gasps] No no no no!
Shifu: You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part… is cleaning up afterwards.
“- Carol Peterson: Where are you going?
- Ray Peterson: I can’t walk anywhere without you asking me where I’m going… I’m going to Paris, France, okay? I’m going to Banff, Canada, alright? That’s where I’m going.
- Carol Peterson: Are you taking the dog?
- Ray Peterson: Yeah, yeah, I’m taking the dog for a walk.”