NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

From Bessent’s yammering face hole to all the Republicans in CA, please do.

Plus you can relax about your retirement investments tanking. Rural hospitals are closing left and right. Your first medical crisis will be your lat one.

Please do. Leave the sane people alone.

Trump guns, get your Trump guns.

It says 312 53 218 on the bottom which I believe is 312 Electoral Votes, 53 Senate and 218 House reps.

And look, Sig Sauer has a Turning Point “Freedom” gun.
https://www.sportsmans.com/shooting-gear-gun-supplies/handguns/sig-sauer-1911-x-carry-tpusa-limited-edition-freedom-series-45-auto-acp-425in-freedom-and-flag-engraving-on-white-cerakote-pistol-81-rounds/p/1967003

Engravings aside, that is the most ridiculous pistol I’ve ever seen in my life.

That looks like a prop for a cheesy movie.

Is that two barrels? And are the barrels hexagonal in cross-section?

It’s a Derringer. Been around for ever.

But it’s huge. The sole raison d’etre of a derringer is compactness, and this thing weighs more than a Glock 17. Plus, it uses an obsolete cartridge - the .45 Long Colt - for absolutely no reason.

I kinda wondered if that’s just the picture. Either some odd lighting or a bad photoshop job. Look at the two guns in the picture. The flat part isn’t in the same spot in the two pictures.

It’s the kind of gun you’d want to carry to compensate for your tiny button mushroom penis.

Candace Owens says the president of France, in conjunction with the Mossad, is trying to kill her and that they also killed Charlie Kirk.

So Candace, is this assassin in the room with us now?

I’m leaning on this trope lately…because these folks are seriously demented

If Candace had any sense of whimsy whatsoever, she’d hang herself in her closet tonight. That would really fuck up the works.

And she claims the American government is in on it, too. So Trump is a French/Mossad agent.

So states hold their elections, select their electors, send in their winning choice. Then Trump geeks his pets in Congress to refuse to certify the election, declaring it null and void, and appoint Trump to third term. Then the sycophants in the Supreme Court declare that’s totally appropriate for a “fraudulent” election, and Trump has the power through the DOJ to rule on the validity of the election and Congress has the power and duty to declare it void. Appointing Trump is the only sane way to go forward until a new safe election can be held. But it takes time to “investigate and root out all the fraud” to “prevent the replacement election from being just a fraudulent”.

Now you can quibble that “Trump didn’t do that, he had help,” but it’s all on Trump’s say so.

You expect this administration to follow the law?

Would it? They appeal through the courts and the SC says it’s kosher.

You also seem to think the idea of a civil war is a deterrent to Trump and his cronies/puppet masters (whichever version).

So? The election was negated.

That’s hilarious! Is he pulling up to the window and getting handed the bag directly?

It’s a 6 inch long .45 cal Derringer.

It does look preposterous. It’s breach open with the hinge at the top back. Think about a double- barrel shotgun. They breach open, but the hinge is under the barrel and in front of the trigger mechanism. The barrels open, the empty shells eject back.

This pistol you open and pull the barrels toward you and presumably dump the empty cartridges in front of you, then slide two postol rounds into the barrels from underneath back toward your face. Or handle the gun in some clumsy way. The part you are trying to put the bullets into you can’t see the holes and that part is floppy if you are holding the handle.

The biggest problem I see is that no self- respecting Trump supporter is going to buy a gun with only two shots.

Candace, deary … If Mossad and France wanted you dead, it’d have already happened long ago. Unlike you, they’re good at that wet work. The mere fact you’re still alive to spout nonsense is all the proof anyone needs to know it’s nonsense.

Pretty arrogant to think that someone, anyone would want you dead.

Which they can’t do, because the law was changed in 2022 specifically to prevent any type of Congressional interference in the result.

Congress is not “the administration” and Republicans are unlikely to be the majority after next year.

If it wasn’t he would have started one already.

Then the compact between the states and the federal government has also been negated and the polity known as “the United States of America” which was incorporated in 1789 has ceased to exist.

Just like they did it 2020! Oh, wait…

And TBF they have actual enemy assets to “neutralize” for realsies, to be wasting time with some podcaster.

I’m imagining a zany spy comedy where the female French assassin and the male Israeli assassin are both failing each other’s attempts to kill Owens because they want the credit themselves, then by the end of the movie they fall in love and run away together.