Call me when there’s Double Stuf Pop Tarts.
A while back I found “The Most Stuff” Oreos. Naturally, I put two of them together. Even Moreos.
I’m going through that at work. We spent years building up a structure that is efficient and best serves our needs (both externally and internally). And they are tearing it all down to “centralize” in response to budget issues. And now we’re facing a lot of the problems that were resolved by setting those structures in place.
And I do work for the government (state), and the budget crisis is in part because Trump has cut funding to punish a blue state, so in a way it’s all part of the same thing.
‘Pec implants are NOT gender affirming care!!!’
I think my first ever post on this board was of a glorious day when I discovered a batch of mini-Oreos where the Stuf was not firmly attached to either cookie. I removed it with surgical precision and constructed an Oreo with 13 Stufs inside! Oh, to be young again.
And you got this glorious creation into your piehole how exactly? 
Implants? You’re clearly not keeping up with the news:
Its a lot easier than dieting and you don’t have to give up beer.
Morons.
Little Marco declares that typing in Calibri is woke.
Well it sure sounds Italian and we all know Those People aren’t true White Americans.
Friggin idjits.
Running a government is not a reality TV show.
Personally, I think they should switch to Comic Sans, as it would accurately represent the level of seriousness, professionalism, and dignity that this admin embodies.
Trump should write everything in Wingdings. Things would be better that way.
I’m not superstitious.
I would’ve wagered, and lost, good money this was an article from the Onion.
But your hands are probably supersticky.
I think that picture gave me diabetes.
All I can hear now is Jimmy Smits in Brooklyn Nine-Nine declaring “I’m a Garamond man!”
I prefer Arial. It’s simplicity. None of these purely decorative and wasteful serifs. No needless curves. Just letters.
Sure, until you need to discuss artificial intelligence and everyone is wondering who this Al person you keep referencing is. I mean FLICK that guy, right?