NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

RFK is baffled by how Trump is still alive with the way he eats.

Perhaps he needs more roadkill bear meat in his diet.

I’m not sure how either of them are still alive. My guess is pure spite.

Sorcery. There’s probably a deformed baby being tortured in the basement of trump tower.

The deformed baby unfortunately escaped and won the election.

Let them eat a corn tortilla and a piece of chicken and a piece of broccoli and one other thing!

I swear these idiots are reinventing Soviet economics from first principles.

And how big are those pieces? Is that enough to make a meal of?

Listen, prole, you get an unseasoned chicken and broccoli taco, two pencils, two dolls, and one other thing, and you better be happy with it or we’ll shoot you in the face and call you a terrorist. That’s called FREEDOM.

For my doll, can I have Chucky? (I have some ideas…)

Sorry, Chucky is currently busy serving as Vice President.

I know when I go to the grocery store, it’s totally possible to get a wholesale rate for individual pieces of chicken, tortillas, and broccoli. Why, it’s almost like they made a bougie assumption that everybody has sufficient access to large grocery stores and sufficient savings to purchase fresh food in bulk and can store it indefinitely in their suburban McMansions

Yes, the billionaire class no doubt DO assume that purchasing in bulk with attendant cold storage is available to “everyone.”

Well, to everyone who matters, anyway.

No joke, Republicans want this country to be the USSR. Throw undesirable in camps, secret police invading homes, take over businesses and tell them what they can sell, control the media, invade nearby countries and take them over, control voting and make it a sham version of democracy to keep one party in power. How is that not the USSR?!

Stealing.

Putin did not becom the world’s richest man on his KGB salary. Nor his presidential one.

He’s trump’s mentor and the man trump wantscto emulate in every way.

You know who else became rich in office?

“We have the highest chronic disease in American history. We’re spending more on our healthcare costs than ever before. $0.90 of every dollar of health care cost goes to a chronic disease issue. And what we have seen is it all goes back to what we’re eating — or at least a lot of it does. So Secretary Kennedy and I, with President Trump’s vision in effectuating that, is really working to change that, especially those kids from marginalized communities, more vulnerable populations that may not have access to the best, healthiest food,” Rollins said.

And how, you may ask, are they planning to do this? Whole milk! They’re putting whole milk back in schools.

Under the new law, schools that are part of the National School Lunch Program can now offer whole and 2% milk in addition to the low- and zero-fat options that were already on the menu.

And, apparently, whole milk is going to help make sure kids are ready to join the military as soon as they turn 18.

“What we’re finding is a whole generation of Americans, especially younger Americans, age 18 through 24, three out of four of those are not military-ready,” Rollins said. “They could not pass a military readiness test, the level of obesity, the level of diabetes and prediabetes for that entire generation, research is showing is going back to a diet that focused on processed foods and ultra processed foods — instead of, you know, focusing on whole real food, which is what we’re trying to change here.”

And, notice the last line…it seems ‘whole milk’ is one of the things RFK Jr is considering a ‘whole food’. Maybe he just meant foods with the word ‘whole’ in them.

I think RFK Jr. is an ass whole.

Maybe it depends on what the other thing is? A whole chocolate cream pie perhaps?

Your choice: unpasteurized milk, roadkill bear meat, or bleach.

Can I have whale head?