The DOJ itself is apparently using ChatGPT to write court filings now.
It’s a decent bet that ChatGPT is actually a far better lawyer than the best trump appointee who has a JD & a law license from someplace.
Sure DOJ has actually skilled lawyers from the pre-trump era who far exceed ChatGPT’s minimal ability to ape being a real lawyer. Or at least DOJ probably does. I don’t think they’ve all been fired, driven out, or quit in disgust. Yet.
Controlling the means of production is a major part of Capitalism. With their profits they buy government and the means to control the economy and the people.
Steal away. It is not, unfortunately, original with me.
Which tells you just how dangerous those genius Iranians really are!!! /s
Didn’t George Costanza cover what causes shrinkage? “I WAS IN THE POOL, I WAS IN THE POOL!”
JD Vance says that aliens are real but they’re actually demons and he’s gonna go to Area 51 to prove it.
Didn’t he already use that as a distraction for something a few weeks ago?
The Czar can never be wrong. It is only the wicked boyars who have lead him astray.
That call is coming from inside the Oval Office!
Well, she couldn’t say “Donald is so easily manipulated that Netanyahu and MBS talked him into this ruinous war,” could she?
I have a mental image of Kegsbreath, Little Marco, Graham the Cracker, and a few others in a game of musical chairs as the seat one of them had been sitting in is removed and the music starts.
Well, they need to come up with some way to sneak the nuclear warhead within four or five feet of the target or it just won’t do any damage…
“Things that never happened” for $600, Ken.
Someone should challenge Trump on that. Offer to give him a million dollars if he can draw a ‘perfect’ map of the Middle East. Hell, offer him a million dollars to label all the countries in the Middle East on a map.
The first comment I saw when I clicked on the link is
In fairness, it’s not difficult to impress someone by drawing a wildly inaccurate map of the Middle East when you are one of the few people in the United States stupider than him.
Did anyone ask RFK Jr where he and Trump were eating that had paper placemats or was Trump writing on stuff at a fancy restaurant like a 4 year old with a box of crayons?
Maybe with those chairs Dr. Evil uses, to drop the sitter into a fiery abyss?
That’s easy; it goes right between the Near East and the Far East.
When I was a kid, my brothers and I “invented” the atomic BB. It had enough power to vaporize a squirrel if hit. Maybe that’s the weapon they need for this war.
Some math now suggests that a BB-weight of fissionable material would yield 15-30 tons TNT-equivalent yield depending on conversion efficiency. And assuming, magically, that you could get something that far below critical mass to actually fission.
So like a semi-trailer load of TNT. That’ll vaporize a lot more than just 1 squirrel. Good thing our experiments never proceeded past the thought stage.
I seem to remember Trump telling us that he doesn’t draw.
Oh he sharpies the best tornado maps.