NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

Yet another thing that US senators totally control use of. Yeah, right. Just step away from any position of responsibility and go back to your burrow.

There is a non-zero but probably less than 50% chance that Lynch thinks the Hagia Sophia is located in South Carolina.

Melania (and OrangeMan/Faux) attack Kimmel for his joke about her being an expectant widow. Perhaps she should attack OrangeMan for:

  1. His multiple ongoing adultery excursions in his sham marriage to her.
  2. His pedophilia, penchant for escorts, insults to strong women.
  3. His being an adjudged rapist.
  4. His sex assault on women throughout his life.
  5. His corruption is all phases of his life.
  6. His constant lying.
  7. His racism.
  8. His assaults on all religions by his words and actions.
  9. on and on for more important stuff than a poor taste joke.

Source is multiple news sites, X, truvth social.

Kimmel imagined that he was hosting the White House Coorespondents Dinner and addressed the First Lady, “Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow.” This was Thursday night so not related to the actual event. And of course Donald Trump is much older than his wife, so it’s likely that she will outlive him.

In other words, it’s a nothing burger.

I just ran across this:

It’s Istanbul, not Constantinople.

Seems Melania’s PR people have taken over her mind.

I wasn’t aware that Constantine XI Palaiologos — the last Byzantine Emperor — had renamed the city before it fell to Mehmet II. (Actually, the city’s name was only officially changed by the Turkish postal service in 1930.)

I must have forgot to add the “/s” at the end. I was making a pop culture reference.

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople, been a long time gone.

Istanbul was Constantinople.

I got it. :wink:

What if you have a date in Constantinople?

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul.

Butt out, folks. This is nobody’s business but the Turks.

She really doesn’t care, do u?

Thanks. I figured at least a few people would. :wink:

I would NOT bet against that possibility.

On Melania suddenly (after three days) deciding that Kimmel’s joke was Inciting Violence (gee, Mel, why silent so long?)—Hamill here points out that narcissists can’t stand comedy:

(Great image!)

I don’t watch Jimmy Kimmel, but I saw a clip yesterday where he replied to Melania’s call for him to be fired in probably the classiest way he could have (while also keeping in mind he’s a comedian).

Trying to find this clip, or even just the text itself, I see he also made the comment that if his ‘expectant widow’ joke is to be taken seriously, then so should Karoline Leavitt’s ‘shots will be fired’ comment.

Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are having a slapfight over their respective pet bills.

I spent 5 minutes trying to find where they argued over their pit bulls. I need new glasses.