I hear you. My senators are Roger Marshall, possibly the biggest Trump toady, and Jerry Moran, the milkiest of milquetoasts.
Irony is dead.
39% of Republicans believe Donald Trump would beat them in a fight.
Stench is a powerful weapon.
What? Do they really think he is buff like those rambo body AI images? the fat fuck would lose a fight to a wet paper bag.
I dunno. After years of seeing photos of the crowds he draws, I could believe a significant number of them could get winded just by standing up.
The thing about fighting is that it’s equal parts physicality and psychology. You not only have to be strong enough to hurt someone, you have to be willing to do so. Trump has shown himself to be willing to hurt anyone. He is also a big guy, you would have to try hard to damage him.
To be fair, it’s hard to fight back when your on your knees … doing things.
Just tell him his daddy never loved him and clearly should have picked one of his brothers
I’ve pondered it.
I bet that one could trip him easily.
If he went down, he would never be able to get up.
Yeah, a big, fat 80-year-old guy who gets no exercise who has bad balance. He’d get smoked by the average person.
Unless he falls on you, in which case you may never get up either.
So is Rubio talking about the US taking control of the waters off Venezuela, seizing ships, blowing others up, not rescuing survivors, and even killing the survivors with a 2nd attack? This criminal behavior? Sure sounds like it.
I appreciate how outrageous it is.
No it’s not. All you have to do is bite down hard.
Yabbut if he fell down on you you’d never get up, either. They’d need a spatula to get you off the floor.
ETA: Ninja’d by @Gyrate but what the hell.
Or he’d just sic his Secret Service agents on them.
True diplomatic brilliance from Little Marco.
I suppose we need to set up the parameters of the fight. Are weapons allowed? If we each[1] get a short 2 x 4 or even a three foot dowl rod, then he’s going down. If we keep to fists, then he essentially comes with his own padded armor. There is so much fat there that body blows are useless. That leaves the face, shins, and knee caps as good targets. Despite what you see in the movies, hitting someone in the face hurts… you. Shins and kneecaps require aiming, meanwhile all he has to do is fall on you.
Beating him up would not be easy. As a 5’9" 160 lb person, I don’t think I could do it barehanded. Give me something to hit him with, and that changes things completely.
Keeping it fair ↩︎