NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

Here’s a list the author of the above book found for names of the @ sign:

Stabile’s search for the birth of @ started with an analysis of the symbol’s various names. An online survey conducted in 1997 revealed that the symbol went by a multitude of names across thirty-seven different countries, many of them inspired by its shape: snabel-a, or “(elephant’s) trunk-a” in Danish and Swedish; apestaart, or “monkey’s tail” in Dutch; zavinác, or “rollmop herring” in Czech and Slovak; Klammeraffe, or “spider monkey” in German; strudel, or a roll-shaped bun, in Hebrew; kukac, or “worm” in Hungarian; grisehale, or “pig’s tail” in Norwegian, and gül, or “rose” in Turkish. French and Italian have both formal terms—respectively arobase, an archaic unit of weight, and anfora, or “amphora”—and also the more whimsical escargot and chiocciola, both meaning “snail.” English deploys the cheerlessly direct “commercial at” or, simply, “at sign.”32

We need to step up our game for fucks’ sake.

Given the thread maybe we should put a pin in that lest we rename every punctuation symbol a “Trump”.

I’m okay with a “Trump” symbol. It could look like an orange poop emoji. Journalists can use it right before any statement that they know is full of shit.

So, for example, when JD Vance spouts off another lie demonizing a group of immigrants, just put a Trump symbol right before his quote in an article.

This will help with the problem of news sources uncritically reporting on statements from the administration and “sanewashing” them in the process.

I propose we call it the “dingleberry”.

You know… That actually fits its appearance. I approve.

There’s a computer language called INTERCAL, which is, in a way, an elaborate, functional practical joke. The manual includes rather whimsical names for most of the unusual character symbols. @ is ‘whirlpool’.

Are you sure about that, @Just_Asking_Questions ?

As sure as I’m sittin’ here.

[flush]

It’s so elaborate that it was years after it was introduced before it was actually proven that it was, in fact, functional. And the proof was actually by way of a different programming language named “brainfuck”.

Just as creepy as the Shake N Bake kid kid:

Nancy Mace, human-like embarrassment.

Former semirelevant politician Kristi Noem, now known as the Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas, was given a softball question during a recent interview on Newsmax. She proceeded to swing and miss. Twice.

Greta Van Susteren asked her who America’s best friends were in South America..

Noem named 4 counties. Only two of them are in South America. Said Noem:

Any country south of the U.S. is in South America, right? You know, all those Mexican countries.

Brought to you by the man that was recently told how to spell dumb.

And he is proud that he now knows how to spell dumb, because few people can spell it.

That is so quintessentially Turkish that it says a lot. The only more Turkish flower than a rose would be a tulip.

Missing pubby officeholder returns.

Please tell me the medical issue is his transitioning.

…from human to his natural reptilian form. :wink:

First thing that popped into my head. Almost expected, in this timeline.

I was thinking conversion therapy.