Trump unveils a new passport that says ‘welcome, but be good’. Apparently he doesn’t understand how passports work and no one told him that American passports are for American citizens leaving the country, not for foreigners to enter it.
https://i.imgur.com/NIk3Feo.mp4
They’re also for Americans coming back, FWIW. Maybe it’s a message for the TSA.
Why does this call to mind the opening bit in Robocop where the malfunctioning gen 1 robot executes the hapless dweeb waving an empty gun at it for demonstration purposes?
It’ll be funny, but also tragic, the first time the real human police or national guardsmen or whatever get into a real firefight with a real police robot thingy.
I would want to test to see if the robot could swim.
That’s hilarious. On the occasion of America’s 250th anniversary, during the summer, the government does not want people hanging around on what amounts to America’s front yard.
Seems as though the government is getting its wish:
Well if there’s one good thing Trump did, it’s banning Brutalism from public works. After all, if he hadn’t done that, we might be subject to public architecture that was reminiscent of totalitarian regimes. I’m sure that everyone will rally around this patriotic and democratic mall!
Fox News: Who are you gonna believe, us or your lying eyes?
Hahaha. I see Mary, and John, and Ann, and Fred.
This is Romper Room.
The audience for Romper Room was far more intelligent and mature.
Also probably about 90% less public masturbation.
This is trumplandia. It’s 2000% less.
Did you use that example on purpose?
The MAGA live-streamer known as Manny was taken into custody by DC police on Thursday afternoon after being seen allegedly pleasuring himself during a Cirque Mechanics performance
Gian Rachtelli, 54, was reported by three different witnesses on the National Mall and charged with one count of lewd, indecent or obscene acts.
One witness said she saw the streamer dressed as Uncle Sam “doing inappropriate things during a performance
“He returned for the second show, and I saw him with his hand in his pants likely doing what we all thought he was doing,
Yes I did.
Those image-stabilizing cameras have been a real godsend for some people.
Works for me!
You’ve never seen the Canadian sport, “Ball Hockey”?
And I’m not even kidding about that. We played in it gym class.
In the US we call that “field hockey” when played on a field, and “indoor hockey” if played indoors. I’ve never heard of “ball hockey”, but that might be a Canadian term as you say.
No, field hockey is a thing here too, but it used sticks.
Ball hockey, as we played it in school, you just kick the ball with your foot. A Canadian comedian had a bit on this back in the 80s. “What do you call darts? “Needle Hockey”?”