NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

It’s just as well he’s gotten rid of it - it was only gathering dust.

Apparently, posting about his vacuum, Beth, is a thing he does.

I assume there’s more.

Who’s Beth’s namesake, who is still a hard worker?

Sayeth Chuck:

Personally I’m not sure I’d find the comparison flattering but maybe Beth feels differently about it.

At the top of the list. Just not the first they are going after at this moment.

Don’t worry - the cognative dissonance of being pro-Israel for taking on the Muslims while being anti-Jew will get to them once the Islamic ban has set the precedence.

Why do you think there are so many denominations of Christian?

I want to know the staffer’s full name and date of birth. Looks like a prime candidate for the Death Pool next year.

The vacuum should be renamed “Chuck” as it’s ancient, burned out, capable of causing untold unintentional damage and has a long history of sucking.

I think the problem is that it no longer sucks.

Paging Emo Philips.

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“Why does it remind you of Beth?”

“bc it sucks”

Texas Republicans are running commercials with an AI-generated James Talarico performing involuntary transgender surgery on the girl from the “Daisy” ad.

Does that violate any use-of-likeness laws?

I thought Paxton and the GOP liked people who harm children?

Lets try one more fucking time. Republicans are like a fucking fly buzzing around your fucking head that you keep fucking swatting at and it won’t fucking go away.

Missouri Amendment 3, Prohibit Abortion and Gender Transition Procedures for Minors Amendment

I’m worried about this - they’re banging the “don’t mutilate minor’s” drum to cover up the anti-abortion main thrust of the amendment. And of course reassignment surgery on minors is vanishingly rare.

And of course reassignment surgery on minors is vanishingly rare totally non-existent.

Fixed that for you.

Not to mention they flipped the way to vote from 2024 when a YES vote was for abortion, now a YES vote is against abortion.

It’s like passing legislation that criminalizes certain groups from blood sacrifice of children. It isn’t like that, I guess, it is that. It’s literal blood libel.

Rep. Lisa McClain claims, utterly baselessly, that 82% of pregnant women miscarriage after getting a covid vaccine.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, does not know what a vaccine is.