NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

Facts are for losers. He’s following in his messiahs footsteps. What they can’t seem to understand is that they are the losers.

Whither in the face of the superior argument:

No - You are!

“You’re a terrible person saying that.”

She was a thief, you got to belief. She stole my heart and my cat.

But even Trump knows you don’t point the finger at yourself.

So apparently Mike Lindell is dumber than Donald Trump.

Trump has totally turned on Republicans many times when things didn’t go his way. He is not smarter than Lindell. They are both simpletons.

Remember that he also tried to investigate the 2016 election that he won, because during the campaign when he was sure he was going to lose he never shut up about how much it was rigged.

Chuck Grassley, who is third in the presidential line of succession, has announced another death in the family.

Has the senator never heard of a vacuum cleaner repair shop? I’m pretty sure such a shop could recondition and rebuild his beloved, which might allow him to get back to serving the people of his state.

I daresay the people of Iowa might be better served by him spending his time mourning his vacuum cleaners.

I was wondering why the flag was at half-staff when I got to work today.

I daresay the people of Iowa might be better served by his vacuum cleaners.

Okay, say what you will about Chuck Grassley, but his vacuum cleaner schtick is legitimately funny.

The bit could use a couple more open mics to iron out the delivery.

I can’t hear it. I can see the video, but it’s silent. If i like at it to try to turn on the volume, it asks me to install X.

That’s a new thing Elon is doing. He should know by now that if you don’t want X, nothing is going to make you install it. But he keeps trying.

We’ve reached the stage of capitalism where “line must go up at all costs” means trying to find ways to FORCE people to consume your product. Hence the techbros’ embrace of fascism.

“Free market,” my ass.

That’s how you end up managing an Omaha Cinnabon.

Bill Gates was doing that thirty years ago.

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We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.
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Do you mean fuck little boys and lose to the Persians?

No thank you.