Guns? As many as you want, in fact, the more the better.
Dildos? Careful now.
America…what a country!
Good news on this front - the state Supreme Court has mostly overruled that decision.
https://www.newsobserver.com/news/politics-government/article303943281.html
Play the Saint’s Row game franchise and both are deadly weapons (and prominent parts of the world).
I was thinking, make the dildo into a gun, and you’d be okay, but then I thought about it some more, and yeah, “Be careful” is good advice.
We’ll have to make the magazines into dildos. Attach a dildo to the end of the magazine, and market it as a “Tactical hand grip that No Man would ever lose his grip on!” We’ll sell millions!
Just to be on the safe side I checked an online listing of the ballots that were being questioned to make sure I wasn’t on it. Notices were supposed to be sent out, but considering how much effort the NC Republicans have consistently put into disenfranchising possible Democratic voters I wasn’t taking any chances.
The gun is good. The penis is evil.
Apparently even plastic ones.
Attach dildos to arrows?
Pasolini fan, huh?
This one is just bet-ween?
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Edit: added spoiler tags - Miller
Always liked that as the slogan of the Lesbian Shooting Club. But Texas will do.
Remember-exhale, slowly squeeze, and keep pulling the trigger until the job is done.
I checked, too and I wasn’t on the list.
However, I would like to remind all North Carolinians of the thing that makes this bullshit possible. I do not know if this condition exists in other states.
I noticed the thing the first time I voted here.
The thing is…….your ballot is not secret. It’s blinded and it’s not public, but it’s not secret.
When you go to vote ( or when you vote absentee ), they print out two items…….one is the form you sign with your information and the “terms and conditions”, as it were. That form has a bar code. The second item is your ballot, which has the same bar code.
This is how they have the physical capability to remove your vote. And ( although I’m sure it’s highly illegal) it would be possible for someone with access to the system to call up your ballot and see how you voted.
I do not like this feature of the system, but everyone is so freaky about election security they don’t pay attention to privacy anymore.
You’d figure that if anyone would advocate for sex toys and things to use to get yourself off, it’d be a woman who’s husband is paralyzed from the waist down.
Said husband has a mouth and two working hands so he is entirely capable of satisfying his wife if he’s a mind to.
Depending on where, exactly, his spinal injury occurred he may or may not have erectile function. This factor is why quadriplegics are, in fact, more likely to have a working set of genitalia that a man whose spinal injury was much lower down the spine. It’s all whether or not the erectile reflex loop was damaged or not.
Please. The less I have to think about Greg Abbot’s sex life, the better. I’m still emotionally recovering from Ben Shapiro accidentally admitting that he doesn’t know how to arouse his “doctor wife”.
I’m aware of all of that. I spent 8 years as an EMT, and got to deal with my fair share of spinal injuries. I was just going for the easy joke.
It would explain Hot Wheels’s hostility towards anything sex positive and humanity in general…
??? Is Ken Paxton paralyzed from the waist down, too?
There’s a certain subset of these “alpha male” types who claim that going down on a woman makes you gay because it’s a “submissive” act.
Just toss that into the fucked-up psychosexual stew brewing in these weirdos’ heads because their dads didn’t love them.
No, but I light a candle at mass every once and a while for it to happen…